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I posted this ages ago in what should we ask for question of the week! See!

Best or worst school fight!
I've seen some right lame fights in my time, from gay slapping boys (kids who cant keep their fist staight while punching) to huge bully gets chased and repetedly punched in the head by small syphco kid. Not forgetting classic grapple fans, two kids both in head locks rolling about, and pissed people in a keebab house who try and throw the heaviest punch in the world and spinning round in a comedy manner.

Tell me of your fight stories, with fisty cuff's detail, and place and loction, dont forget the gobby bi-stander girl friend!
(ruud316, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:44 , Delete , Edit )

Any way.

Fights at school were normaly a piss poor afair with headlocks and rolling about on the floor/grass depending on rain, sun wind conditions etc. ARF!

The best one I ever saw was the 3rd year bully coming across the play ground to pummel the head of the small 11 year old who hade hit him with a football.

What the bully didn't realise is, that this kid although small was a bit nuts! (I think his name was John???? Who cares!)

The bully got him him a head lock, but then the small child grabs his nuts and squeeeeeeezed! Also while bitting his arm! Yelling the pully tried to punch the kid, where he kicked him in the nuts. The bully fell over and procceded to have his head jumped on by sycho boy.

This continued untill stopped by a passing teacher.

The bully stopped bulling after that, so a nice moral ending too.

Also have you noticed but most people forgett they have legs when they fight! Grapple fans!
(ruud316, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 12:32, Reply)