School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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I am a comedy genius.I was in in Year 5, at primary school. Around the playground there's this wooden fence, thick enough to sit on but thin enough to warrant a good sense of balance whilst doing so.
Whilst hanging out with my gang (which I'm slightly proud to say I was second in command of) by the aforementioned fence we were trying to come up with ideas of what to do.
"I know," says someone, "We should push all the girls off the fence."
Brilliant. And as if to start I pushed one of the members of the gang (who no one really liked, he was just there to make up the numbers) off the fence. We all fell about laughing as he desperatley tried to hold on, but to no avail.
I think he's in prison now. I do hope I didn't have anything to do with it.
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 16:30,
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