School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Fights... Oh the humanityKid says nasty things about my hair.
I challenge him to fight in afternoon break.
He "forgets" about fight in afternoon break.
Someone goes and finds him and brings him out.
He starts with the fighting talk, but addresses it to the crowd as well as me.
Makes personal insult at the "school hardman", school hardman chases him around playground repeatedly kicking him in the arse.
He finally gets back to me bruised and tired, which is when I figure the best time for me to start the fight.
We Grapple.
Crowd cheer, then decide they really don't like him either and join in a mass pummelling.
I got the kudos for being hard in a fight despite technically doing nothing more that grappling him to the ground whilst the rest of the playground kick his prone body.
His father however owned the farm where BSE started, so despite the slight guilt, it makes me by default the Champion of Cows beyond the Grave.
Funny? Not really. Fights rarely are.
(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 12:09, Reply)
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