School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Not really a fight, but still plenty violentWhen I was in the 6th form, we had a common room with a door at each end, and our favourite sport was to gather as much cash together as we could (usually about £50-100) and wave it at 1st-3rd years, promising that if they could get through the common room, they would be rich beyond their wildest dreams. Many tried, but stood no chance - they were usually picked up, lightheartedly battered, and dumped unceremoniously headfirst into the common-room bin, which was then kicked until it fell over and they rolled out dazed and covered in crisp wrappers.
Anyway, this was all par for the course until one lunchtime when a particularly enterprising 2nd year boy made a break for it, running around the outside of the common room, hurdling chairs and tables on the way. The head girl, who was sitting at one of these tables, very calmly reached out and grabbed his foot in mid-air, so the luckless kid landed face-first on the table in front of her. Despite the poor sod's subsequent hospital trip, head girl was never reprimanded, probably because all the staff fancied the arse off her just like everyone else in the school did.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 12:20,
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