two or three
There are a few fights that i've been in that stand out.
The first was half way through primary school. The whole class was outside doing the qualification for the long jump on sports day. Naturally this holds a hyperactive 8 year old's attention for a very short time, and soon me and a bunch of the other boys were doing as boys do and hitting each other. The teacher told us to stop singleing me out and asking me to move. I saw red, and marched over to the teacher and started hitting her (yes it was a woman teacher, no i'm not proud). Soon the other teachers outside were having to pull me off her and I got sent to the headmasters office and suspended for a day.
Another incedent came when my class was out playing rounders for PE. It was my teams turn on the field and I ran for 3rd base, unfortunatly one of my friends also wanted 3rd base, he got there first and I picked up the big metal thing marking the base and smacked him one with it, nearly cracking his rib, needless to say I never got to play 3rd base because i got sent inside.
The last incedent cam in my first year of secondary. In my science class there was a limited number of comfortable stools,so science was always the class we rushed to, to get the comfy stools. One day I was late and another boy got the last comfy stool,so i picked up the nearest uncomfy stool and hit him around the head with it. He picked his stool up and returned the favour, we then used the stools in a sort of sword duel, parrying the other's stool with our own and trying to hit the each other. This lasted about 30 seconds before the teacher walked in.
(Man at the moon, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 19:00, Reply)