School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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This still makes me feel ashamedI never really got into any fights, as if anyone ever tried to hit me I usually just let it happen and wait til it was finished, whilst making some snyde comment.
Like the twat that I was obviously. But occasionally the red mist did come down, like the time I got pissed off at Dougie in 1st year and hit him around the head a bit, which eventually became embellished in the tale so 'Dougie got the shit kicked out of him by Beano'.
The really bad one was when Fraser 'Boniest Man Alive' Creevy talled Tarun that I'd been calling his Mum a whore. Tarun is a nice guy but has horrifically strict parents and the shortest fuse known to man so is incredibly easy to wind up this way. He just kept running at me for the whole of games and I just kept standing to the side and tripping him up every time. It was embarrassing.
Then, having done this for nearly 2 hours, in the changing rooms he squared up to me and challenged me to a fight the next morning.
Him being quite short and me being quite tall, I said 'Nah, let's do it now' and promptly slammed his head into my upwardly mobile knee, before getting changed and heading off to catch the train.
It was a really humourless situation, so if you vote for this or read this and life, I'll fuckin' square G the lot of you.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 0:07, Reply)
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