School War
It's all fun and games till someone gets tombstoned.


During the days when wrestling was the cool thing to like, a few of us hung around together and gave our group some gay name. "The Executioners" or something similarly stupid.

Break time was boring so the only fun thing to do was either play football or have a scrap, though football usually ended up with a scrap anyway.

It reached the stage where our little group became known around the rest of the school for being a bunch of wankers. Fair observation i'd say. Obviously the little kids had a point to prove and they were fully intent on out-wankering us.

A bunch of them decided to kick off against us one lunch time and a few slaps thrown here and there saw that they were easily defeated.

However, somehow this little square off escalated into an all out school war. We found ourselves up against every boy in year 7, 8 and 9.

Keeping with a hollywood storyline, one of our group also betrayed us by defecting to our enemies and leading them to our hideout. I'll never forget the sight of him running towards us, followed by an army of little kids.

The fight lasted the whole of lunch time and the battlefield took the form of a patch of grass around the back of the school. We were severely outnumbered; I recall being pinned against a wall by 8 kids at one point.

It was like a scene from the last samurai, a chaotic melee with fists flying everywhere and the younger kids beating each other up as their was not enough of us to go around.

The highlight of the event was a certain ex-boyfriend of Charlotte Church tombstoning a year 7 while his best mate figure 4 leglocked another. All of this while our geography teacher casually watched from an above window while smoking a fag.


We lost our break time for a while after that episode.


Other classic fights include a teacher beating up a student's parent, our science teacher bearhugging the class clown, a girl completely fucking up a guy in my class for calling her a moron, two girls getting their hair ripped out by some pyscho bitch and an all out brawl during a rugby match initiated by a someone clotheslining their own team mate.

God, I miss school.
( Regger, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 1:20, Reply)