School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Poor David NewtonEveryone was horrible to David Newton at Primary School. Maybe it was something to do with the "Jesus is Risen!" badge his parents gave him to wear on his blazer. What evil gits parents can be.
Not as evil as kids though; one school trip, the entire busload of kids (possibly including the teacher and driver as well) sang along to a Rainbow song with the altered lyrics "I surrender, I surrender, David Newton is a Bender". For ten days or so.
Anyway slapping David Newton around the head was one of only two fights I remember having at Primary School (was a fairly nice school, don't remember much bullying going on except of poor God Boy, David). I had slapped him for the huge insult of suggesting that Pertwee was a better Dr Who than Tom Baker.
My other fight at primary school was ironically me hitting another kid for bullying my mate. I keep hoping that those two events sort of cancel each other out karmically. And also hoping that David Newton grew up to be a happy guy who has since told his parents what utter gits they were to religiously indoctrinate their small, slightly camp son.
(, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:01, Reply)
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