Under Siege
I love it :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 14:59, 7 replies)

Under Siege 2
was even better. They were stuck on a train ffs! and the ending when he runs along the train faster than it falls off a cliff. Genius. Steven Segal, I salute you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:00, closed)

Nothing to do with....
A topless bird popping out of a giant birthday cake with her norks out then?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:00, closed)

Nothing to do with norks in the slightest
my favourite bit of her in that film is the "take a message" bit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:12, closed)

im with lip up fatty
erica eleniac with her norks out coming out of a cake, why couldnt my wedding have been like that?
(pogo_it, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:28, closed)

This was...
... one of only two films we had on video in my boarding house at school*, with Vietnamese subtitles.

Got a little bit grainy around the Erika Eleniak scene due to excessive rewind/play.

*Oh no, what a social faux pas - admitting to posh school. Never mind. I'll just get fat and pretend to be stupid, and then everyone will love me like Boris and Dave**

**Yes, brazenly stolen from Giles Coren, but I don't care.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:31, closed)

Best kill ever
Last year, under siege was on ITV 2 or 3 like every day, and if me and the house mates passed it, we HAD to watch it, as we knew the segal/tommy lee fight has the single best kill of any movie ever made.

THUMB IN EYE KNIFE IN HEAD DEAD THROUGH SCREEN!
(Mong goose, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 23:50, closed)

Lol
Reminds me of a few weeks back.
We were in the pub listening to the jukebox and getting the barman to crank the volume up. The owner comes in from the kitchen wearing his chef outfit and tells him to turn it down.
We shouted back at him "Who do you think you are? You're just a fucking cook man!"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:19, closed)