Huzzah...
...One I can answer.

Withnail & I.

I am Withnail, right down to ordering Cider and Gin. I also have a jacket cut by Hawkes of Savile Row.

Alas I do not have a deranged homosexual Uncle with a cottage near Penrith.
(ColdLazarus, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:42, 9 replies)

*GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN*
My favorite line in the movie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:44, closed)

I always liked the line...
Monty you terrible cunt.

I use it as often as I can... shame I don't know many people called Monty!
( Moey, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)

Geoff Woad is feeling better!
"Can you imagine fighting the fucker?"

Great great film :D
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:47, closed)

fuck
this is one of the greatest films ever

can't believe I missed it off my list

I have a bastard behind the eyes!

or alternatively: I feel like a pig has shat in my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:50, closed)

For fans of Withnail
the book The Peculiar Memories of Thomas Penman is a must read.

It's Bruce Robinson's first and only (possibly) attempt at a novel, and is very, very funny.
( Moey, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:53, closed)

Cambewell Cawwot
Great film, proof that the impoverished British film industry is capable of making cult films on a shoestring.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:55, closed)

Thomas Penman
got that

never read it

not sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 15:55, closed)

"Look at him!"
Look at him. Look at Geoff Woade. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
(highly_defined, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 11:36, closed)

Best line
Has to be
"We've gone on holiday by accident"

closely followed by
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."
(Moniker1, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:49, closed)