@ThatGirl
I know how you must have felt. When I was about seven, a friend and I were "exploring" in the field behind our houses and found what could only have been a fragment of an antique vase (Roman, I decided). Rather than letting us down gently, my father guffawed and told us it was actually just part of a ceramic insulator from one of the telegraph poles.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:23, Reply)