How clean is your house?
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Missus Defective and I do the cleaning in our underpants
Last weekend we decided to crawl out of bed, realsied the place was a complete mess and decided that the only option waws to have a quick tidy around, the quick tidy around progessively turned into an intensive cleaning session, really it took the two of us two hours to clean a bathroom that is no more than 6ft by 12ft. Once we'd tag teamed the bathroom and considered ourselves filthy from scrubbing the piss laiden bathroom floor we deceided what the fuck... no point in getting fresh cloths dirty now and no point in having a shower until we finished with the kitchen bedrooms and livingroom. Before we knew it the time was 15:00 and we were stinky sweaty exhausted and half naked, on the plus side though you feel really clean after getting clean in a really clean bathroom.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, 4 replies)
Last weekend we decided to crawl out of bed, realsied the place was a complete mess and decided that the only option waws to have a quick tidy around, the quick tidy around progessively turned into an intensive cleaning session, really it took the two of us two hours to clean a bathroom that is no more than 6ft by 12ft. Once we'd tag teamed the bathroom and considered ourselves filthy from scrubbing the piss laiden bathroom floor we deceided what the fuck... no point in getting fresh cloths dirty now and no point in having a shower until we finished with the kitchen bedrooms and livingroom. Before we knew it the time was 15:00 and we were stinky sweaty exhausted and half naked, on the plus side though you feel really clean after getting clean in a really clean bathroom.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:23, 4 replies)
Replying to my own post
because lets face it people, you all scan through the posts that have comments before the others anyway.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)
because lets face it people, you all scan through the posts that have comments before the others anyway.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:33, closed)
So true!
It's very disappointing when a post has "1 reply" and there actually isn't one, too.
Back on topic, we've done the same - a deep cleaning session is usually a pants or dressing gown affair, but we do them every month or two so its three hours at most.
About a decade ago it'd be clean together, shower together, sex... not so much these days. Boo.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:33, closed)
It's very disappointing when a post has "1 reply" and there actually isn't one, too.
Back on topic, we've done the same - a deep cleaning session is usually a pants or dressing gown affair, but we do them every month or two so its three hours at most.
About a decade ago it'd be clean together, shower together, sex... not so much these days. Boo.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:33, closed)
Thanks for the tip!
You get a clicky for a very good idea to get my girlfriend and I to clean and tidy.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:45, closed)
You get a clicky for a very good idea to get my girlfriend and I to clean and tidy.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:45, closed)
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