Oor hoose
Our house is a haven for filth. 2 guys in one house doesn't really work. I'm too lazy to bother putting any binbags into our swing bin so I just throw in tea bags, old food and the like without lining it....eventually empty it 2 months later. I have to scrape the stuff from the bottom of the bin which has then turned black with furry god knows what. Our cooker is filthy. Too much hassle to clean. I'm scared to look behind the fridge. The floor is covered in crushed pasta shells, old burnt chips, chopped onions which have fallen on the floor when I'm chopping them. The walls are getting mouldy. Our upstairs window is covered in black mould which we've tried to get rid off, but our heating bust over winter and the dampness just spread round the house like wildfire. eventually got the fucking thing replaced in the beginning of March.

Think I may tidy up this weekend, but then again, I may figure, fuck it then go to the pub....what do you lot think?
(scotsbloke, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:03, 7 replies)

Fuck it
Go to the pub!
(eggs and spam *insert witty sig here*, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:05, closed)

i think...
...you might die from a dirt related disease

love kim or aggie
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:14, closed)

Pub

( snee held his breath since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:20, closed)

Boozer
for beer and botulism burger
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:26, closed)

my...really does look like my house is going to have to suffer continuous filth for another week. Maybe I should phone my mum and get her to tidy it up...although I think travelling down from Glasgow to London just to tidy up my house when i'm at the pub is a bit much.
(scotsbloke, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:48, closed)

You won't know for sure until you ask her

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:29, closed)

You can get this mould and mildew remover stuff in a spray bottle
it's brilliant - you spray it on the sort of mould that would take several hours scrubbing to remove and it dissolves it in about 5 minutes.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:31, closed)