How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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doglicki've nothing against dogs, except the really yappy ones, but i do have a particular problem with some dog owner.
it is NOT OKAY to put your plate on the floor after you've finished a meal, then call your dog into the room and allow it to lick your plate, before PUTTING IT BACK IN THE FUCKING CUPBOARD, YOU SCUMMY BASTARDS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:12,
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Oh I dunno...my dog used to get all the crusty bits out of the lasagne dish better than Fairy.
We did wash the dish afterwards though.
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Sallyrsm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:42,
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these buggers never washed themi expected his mum to yell at him, but she was doing it, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:40,
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWrongness on so many levels
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i agree completelyfucking nasty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 0:40,
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There are people that do that?Call me naive, but my faith in humanity just went down another notch.
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needless to sayi've never had so much as a cup of tea in their house since :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:42,
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That is rank.When I was a kid I had a friend up the road who's mum would let their dog finish off whatever drink she had in her glass or mug before giving the vessel a cursory rince with the cold water tap and putting it on the drainer. I never, ever, had a drink in his house.
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Evil Bastardo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:54,
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