How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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not a joke but...my mother in law has a lovely big house and gets a cleaner in once a week. The funny thing is she will clean the house from top to bottom the day before the cleaner visits as she doesn't want the house to be dirty for her.
fucking tool.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:21, 5 replies)
I know people like this. I also know someone who was burgled and cleaned the house thoroughly before calling the police.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:28,
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Sort oflike washing your hair before you go to the hairdressers and they wash it for you.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:42, closed)
SPOFFORTH(vb.) To tidy up a room before the cleaning lady arrives.
- Douglas Adams and John Lloyd
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:51,
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it's cos you don't want your house to look dirtyto the cleaning professional who is there to clean your house.
Who am I to talk though; this precise fear is why I've never gotten a cleaner in. And they might vacuum up my soul.
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