I do not like it, Sam-I-Am
I live in a five person student share house, so as you can imagine it's not the cleanest of places, although it's better than a lot of others I've seen. One of the problems, however, is fridge space. Ostensibly everyone has their own shelf, but sometimes you run out of room to fit food in around all your beer so you'll stash something on someone else's shelf until you have room again, and so it all gets a bit mixed up.

A couple of years back, a guy moved out, and neglected to clean his stuff out of the fridge. Nobody realised this, however, and so none of it got chucked out because everyone thought it belonged to somebody else. A few months after he left, I was looking in the fridge and I saw a white paper package on my shelf, held shut with a sticker proclaiming it to be ham. Everyone happened to be in the kitchen at the time, so I said "Who's left their ham on my shelf?"

Nobody owned up to it. It slowly dawned on us that upon Ryan's departure several months earlier, this must have been left behind, like a sinner in the Rapture. Out of morbid curiosity, I opened up the paper to reveal the contents.

I must say, I'd never seen green ham before, outside of a Dr Seuss book.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 0:50, 6 replies)

Really?
I've got some in my fridge at the moment. 3 person student houseshare, one is muslim. Quite obvious whose it is, I suppose.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:45, closed)

Yeah
But that's gotta be the laziest bioterror plot ever.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 4:13, closed)

That made me titter.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:03, closed)

does anyone have that image challenge entry from way back?
you know... the 'shopped Dr. Seuss book; "Green Eggs And Ham will make you shite your bum off"?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 1:46, closed)

That was my brother's favorite book as a kid.
Apparently he spent several weeks demanding green eggs and ham for supper - when my mother finally made them for him (using food colouring, not mould) he screamed and cried in terror.

He never demanded them again!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, closed)

I found a couple of slightly expired but green roofed pork pies in the kitchen this week, they tasted fine after I cut the tops off with a butter knife but caused me to sit in fear of the squirts for a couple of hours afterwards.
(Benzyl, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, closed)