
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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And she knew it. But she was a pig.
She never washed up (no, she never washed up), never took the bin bags out, had fantastic breasts, never cleaned the bathroom, was content to live in student squalor, showed me her breasts, never cleaned the kitchen, put out on the first night we went out together.
She screwed me over in the end, but the joke's on her - I only made a half-assed effort cleaning the flat each and every week.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:39, 10 replies)

I once had a girlfriend who had loads of tits, she was a nurse in a mastectomy clinic and kept bringing them home in a bag.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:05, closed)

eat shit and die you dumb motherfucker
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:50, closed)

It's VERY impressive that the OP has fucked a woman who has breasts.
( , Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:32, closed)
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