I shared a flat with a woman who had the most fantastic set of breasts.
And she knew it. But she was a pig.

She never washed up (no, she never washed up), never took the bin bags out, had fantastic breasts, never cleaned the bathroom, was content to live in student squalor, showed me her breasts, never cleaned the kitchen, put out on the first night we went out together.

She screwed me over in the end, but the joke's on her - I only made a half-assed effort cleaning the flat each and every week.
(8allright is praying you've got a cold, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 1:39, 10 replies)

Oh man, I once had a girlfriend who had tits too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:01, closed)

thats nothing
I once had a girlfriend who had loads of tits, she was a nurse in a mastectomy clinic and kept bringing them home in a bag.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:05, closed)

This really happened.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:44, closed)

There's at least two lies in that sentence.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:10, closed)

good story ! hahaha! so funny! hahahah! i laughed!! im so happy that you fucked something with tits!
eat shit and die you dumb motherfucker
( d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 7:50, closed)

Oh dear...
Militant cocoa-shunter on the loose.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 21:01, closed)

fuck off retard

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:31, closed)

Be fair Gobbo.
It's VERY impressive that the OP has fucked a woman who has breasts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:32, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:31, closed)

Lying virgin is a virgin who lies.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:34, closed)