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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.

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What about the type that only does washing up when one runs out of spoons?
Not me of course, only added for completness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:46, 3 replies)
Technically speaking
That's a genus of its own.
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A subset maybe
not a whole new genus.

Mind you I'm sure there are some new species evolving in my sink at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, closed)
especially if like me
you have a lot of spoons. I've used a wooden spoon to make a cup of coffee with in the past.
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I resort to having my weetabix in a pint glass
so I don't have to run out of bowls either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:36, closed)
I like that idea
might try it for other cereals
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Good for cornflakes
but not for museli.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:25, closed)
What about the type that doesn't even do the washing up once out of clean spoons?
I refer you to this tale.
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Another subset
Whenever I live communally I am clean and tidy, its just when alone I'm an utter slob.

I have used a salad serving spoon for cereals though, but that was the last straw.
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