How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I do miss uniI sleep naked. The campus halls were loud so I wore earplugs. The halls had cleaners that had a key to every room. I woke up many times to a grinning old cleaner biddy in my room with a duvet failing to cover me. One even let a friend in who had been trying to wake me; to be greeted by the same scene.
About 14 old women in western London have seen my cock without my consent. It could be even more, there must be times I didn't wake up.
I even told my mother about this who declared 'aww, it's like their weekly tip!' Wtf mother?!
There were also a Chinese couple on the floor above, who the cleaners refused to clean for since their idea of contraception involved the fella ejaculating into the bin. Lovely.
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Regger, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:41,
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fella ejaculatinginto the bint.
Incidentally, did he fill it or something?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48,
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ahahahahaI'm effectively response stalking you now SLVA
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*hides in shedhang on, that won't work. erm..
*hides computer in shed
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:01,
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..With the frequency they were at it, it's certainly a possibility.
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Regger, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:57,
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I boiled some rice the other dayand when I strained it in a colander, a lot of gluten dripped into the sink and it looks startlingly like spunk. As in I could create some pretty realistic bukkake pics with it should the need arise.
It might have just been coincidence. Whilst she's using the post-horatio mouthwash, he's boiling some rice up for tea and then draining it into the bin instead of the sink.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:05,
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I suppose......that would explain the preceding steamy action.
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Regger, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:20,
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Sexism at workReverse the genders, and we're talking about a young girl whose father thinks it's just a "tip" that several old men have been able to perve at her minge while she sleeps with earplugs...
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