How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Dorms are Hell.I thought I was pretty messy, but then I moved into a college dorm for the first time. The people next to me had the most disgusting room I have ever seen in my life. Not only could you not see the floor because of discarded food wrappers and trash, you couldn't see the walls either because one of them had decided to "decorate" by covering everything with duct tape.
They were also heavy, heavy drinkers and tended to hold parties that always involved lots of vomiting in corners. (and once right outside my door, so I had to jump over it every time I left the dorm, thank you so much, whoever you are)
Then one memorable day someone, using the convoluted and rare logic only those completely soused are capable of, decided the toilet was too far away and pissed on his laptop. And the bed it was lying on.
Needless to say, it never worked again.
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As far as the drinking is concerned, they just sound like over-enthusiastic lightweights.And a bunch of morons to boot.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:22,
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I'm ashamed to sayI've done the laptop thing.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:00,
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