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Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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*In a Belgian Poirot accent*
Ahh...zis is a very...convincing and entertaining tale about 'some guy'...but I have some concerns about your story.

My suspicions were first aroused when I thought...'ow exactly did you know all zis? 'Ow deed you know zat 'e'd always have a noisy shit before filling up ze bottles...and 'ow did you know zat 'e never washed 'is 'ands. Well, maybe it iz a coincident. Maybe your toilet cycles coincided, or maybe you were spying, or 'ave a fetish. It wasn't enough to make a convincing argument...

But zen...I realised your user name - 'Hardfarter'. It all fell into place. You are an 'ardfarter - your farts are 'hard'. It iz obvious...you are zis 'some guy'. Zat is how you knew about zis man's toilet behaviour...you are ze one responsible for all zees infections!

Shame on you meester 'arfarter! 'Ow could you?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:34, 1 reply)
What a rubbish Belgian accent.

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:44, closed)
Wuah, haw, haw, haw, haw!

(, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:59, closed)

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