Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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not notsome men in their late 20s who shouldn't really have been sharing a flat but were ... not entirely a happy experience ... one (called Uncle Bacon) has a habit of necking a bottle of wine in an evening then falling asleep ... on the settee .. but not before throwing some frozen fish fingers and chips into an already rancid grill pan "for a snack" ... falls asleep anyway ... i get in (somewhat less pissed) to find the cooker on fire ... extinguish it heroically ... mind you, that wasn't as bad as when the other flatmate spewed all over the kitchen table (100 per cent coverage, v impressive) and LEFT IT THERE OVERNIGHT ... cue muggins being first up in the morning to find something that looked like several litres of congealed tandoori beetroot covering said table (Quentin: you're a cunt) ...
so i set him on fire, ha*
* okay, not really but there is a theme here ...
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