Fire!
We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Bleedin' Chemistry
Picture this. Cold september day, and you get to school and find out its a cross curricular day and youve got science. Shit. Well, to make it a little more fun i accidentaly (deliberately) spilt a full spirit burner of Fucking Pentanol. Now, chemistry students will know that this stuff is as sticky as fuck and sticks onto *anything* given time. Start of break, i Spill it onto a table. Middle of break (no teacher) i light it with a splint. 2 mins later "thefuckingtableisonfire! aaahhh" and its spreading to the tray of alcohols. FUCK! cue lots of fire, an evacuated school and an exclusion for 2 weeks. and got grounded. and had to clear up. Remember, kids,alcohols are fun only use spirit burners like you should. dont fuck around.*
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( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 17:20, Reply)
Picture this. Cold september day, and you get to school and find out its a cross curricular day and youve got science. Shit. Well, to make it a little more fun i accidentaly (deliberately) spilt a full spirit burner of Fucking Pentanol. Now, chemistry students will know that this stuff is as sticky as fuck and sticks onto *anything* given time. Start of break, i Spill it onto a table. Middle of break (no teacher) i light it with a splint. 2 mins later "thefuckingtableisonfire! aaahhh" and its spreading to the tray of alcohols. FUCK! cue lots of fire, an evacuated school and an exclusion for 2 weeks. and got grounded. and had to clear up. Remember, kids,
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