Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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During basic trainingone boring Sunday after cleaning the barrack room, a fellow trainee felt the need to try and light a fart.
Cue 3ft jet of blue flame from his rear, quickly followed by kecks in flames and daft bastard running screaming through the block with his boxers alight.
Could have been worse; the floor was covered in freshly-polished incredibly flammable wax.
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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 12:24,
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