Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Nutter exWent out with a lass (good looking she was too), but over the course of our relationship, even though she started off a sane as the next man, the next man it turned out, was Hannibal Lecter.
To cut a very long story short ......
Holiday in Turkey.
She feels rebelious.
Cigarette in barn of dry hay.
Cigarette starts small fire.
She tries to put out fire with more dry hay (Stupid bastard).
All hell breaks loose.
She never told anyone.
Now I've put it on the web.
Naomi Clarke.
She also poisoned her sister with bleach and electrocuted her younger brother with a fork and a handy plug socket.
And stabbed her Mum with a pen.
She did start normal honest.
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