
We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Sitting typing at my old Amstrad word processor in my bedroom. My sister comes and knocks on the door.
"Can you come and move your car?"
"I'm a bit busy, can't it wait?"
"No, seriously, can you move your car?"
"Why?"
"Because the fire engine can't get up the driveway."
"?"
"Yeah, a couple of pounds of burning soot just fell into the fireplace and I think the living room might be about to go on fire. So anyway, can you move your car?"
( , Fri 4 Nov 2005, 22:16, Reply)
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