Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Fun With Tape!My mate Lunchbox (no he's not called Lunchbox for that reason!) decided that fire was fun.....many hilarious encounters ensued!
e.g.
1. Said friend had a bottle of poppers (I know they're shitty, but he had 'em anyway!), decided to put poppers in an oil burner. Cue panic as the room began to ignite piece by piece.. 'Shit the desk is on fire!'. 'Oh crap the telly!'. 'Put those curtains out!'. SHit the bed's on fire!'. Crap, my shirt!' etc. How I laughed!
2. Not deterred by his many attempts to burn down his house, Lunchy decided that it would be fun to set his hand on fire.....That is after wrapping it in metal repair tape (for those ho don't know, metal repair tape is essentially thick sticky tin foil.), and spraying a liberal dose of deoderant onto it. Cue screams of pain, and rushing to find water as his hand begins to roast.
Remember kids.....don't play with fire!
*spelling? Who needs it?*
(, Sat 5 Nov 2005, 23:12, Reply)
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