Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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God, this is like a hobby.Parafin. Great stuff. We lit a relatively small bonfire at my mates house once, and because it so small he decided to throw a jar of parafin on it. BOOM! Singed Eyebrows. We set the whole field on fire because the grass was so dry.
I also burnt a whole in my carpet whilst making random cocktails. I tried to make one of those fancy ones with the flames on top, but used too strong booze and the glass exploded.
Kids, play with matches. Life's short anyway.
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