Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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In my dad's shed......I wanted to see whether motor oil could catch fire. It did, in a plastic flower pot which exploded when I panicked and threw water on it to try and put it out. Don't do it kids!
Once I got my brother to lean over the hoover exhaust as I squeezed lighter refill gas down the suction end followed by a lit match. Wooomph! I gave him a tenner to quickly go and get his hair sorted out before the scrotes came home. I was young ok!
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:02,
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