Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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I once put a half-nine bar in the microwave to soften it in order to chop itI was a bit stoned and forgot about it. The strong smell of burning hash about 2 minutes later reminded me pretty quickly to remove it. I managed to salvage about half of it. What a twunt.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:09, Reply)
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