
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Is a very dangerous thing. Lets just say as a child I was a bit of a whizz when it came to fires. I knew my chemistry. I also knew my history and what makes up various fire related things.
I will not give out details, but a product was made, in the confines of a cola can, which would self ignite on impact, and is very sticky (like syrup) and water didn't do a hell of a lot (like decent napalm).
Just concentrate on English Lit kids, chemistry will get you in all sorts of problems...
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:22, Reply)
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