Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Oh God
I dread to think what's going to come out when my boyfriend sees this weeks topic. One of the best things I've heard of him doing is inflating condoms with either deodorant or exhaust fumes from his moped and putting a lit match near it. Makes a nice fireball, so I hear.
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I dread to think what's going to come out when my boyfriend sees this weeks topic. One of the best things I've heard of him doing is inflating condoms with either deodorant or exhaust fumes from his moped and putting a lit match near it. Makes a nice fireball, so I hear.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:48, Reply)
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