Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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...and i nearly died...my mum went on holiday. i spilt red wine all over the sofa. i then had to wash it, obv.
when i was selecting the amount of time it should be dried for, i hit the dial in horrible, female, pre-menstrual anger. this made it jam.
i went to sleep, and four hours later woke up in a house full of smoke, and had to spend all day and night in hospital. the drier had dried the sofa covers until they set alight.
we had to move house, and have all our furniture and belongings replaced.
its a good job i nearly died, because that's the only reason my mum didn't kill me...
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