Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Fire in the disco
I once set fire to a neighbours leylandi tree and denied all knowledge of it claiming "I was at the shops and it was on fire when I came back".
They moved a week or so later.
Something I said?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 19:39, Reply)
I once set fire to a neighbours leylandi tree and denied all knowledge of it claiming "I was at the shops and it was on fire when I came back".
They moved a week or so later.
Something I said?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 19:39, Reply)
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