Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Oh yeah!I forgot about this one...
In my chemistry teacher's old school, a boy stole some magnesium (might have been sodium, potassium etc.. i don't remember) from the chem labs. Then, over the tannoy, the headteacher said "Whoever's stolen the *group 1 element* from the chem labs, please return it and we won't punish you.
Now, what did the stupid child do? He panicked and flushed it down the loo...
BOOM! Every single fucking toilet in the school blew mile high, costing thousands of pounds of damage.
I don't think he lasted long in the school after that....
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 21:09,
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