Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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My Great Combusting Leg HairOnce when totally bored and a bit party-mad because I went to a huge party and I decided that I'd try one of the party tricks our entertainer tryed, shaving his back with a razor covered with iron filings and gasoline with a match stuck to the candle, finally at the end igniting the thing and it nade a small tame flame. (Ooh, rhyme.) I didn't have the nessisary materials so I cut up a pop can for shavings and doused it with vadko. I also lacked the nessicary back hair, so I shaved my hairy legs. The "shavings" melted and ran down my leg for I used rather much and they burst into flames leaving me 2nd degree burns all over my shins.Whee
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 21:27, Reply)
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