Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Tenuous...A friend of mine used to kill flies in his 7 foot by 7 foot bedroom by roasting them with a deodorant flamethrower... Same friend also used to put Tippex on wooden benches and then light it. I've detonated numerous microwaves with frozen bagels and mince pies in foil tins. Two close friends of mine lost their eyebrows by standing too close to the pyro at a recent gig. However, far worse fire-related incidents have befallen members of the band we saw.... ooooh, stingy!!
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