Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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bare chesterThis one time, on band camp (salute all band geeks) we were doing the usual staying up all night farting and laughing shenanigans when one matey decides to start messing with a can of deoderant. He proceeds to spray about half the contents onto his chest and announces "I'm going to do a bare chester". With a flick of the lighter his chest is engulfed in flames and he has to roll around on the floor to put himself out, sort of like Homer Simpson did the time he set himself on fire.
Also, on the way to a club after drinking all evening at my 23rd birthday at The Rocks in Sydney, we noticed there were many bales of hay along the street. We thought we'd see how dry the hay was by seeing if it caught on fire. Boy were they dry.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:03, Reply)
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