Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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fires i have lit1. School books at end of term.
2. Black bin bags. (they make a funny noise and if you hang them from a tree it looks like it's raining fire)
3. Friends lips. By giving him a cigarette that had a 2 inch strip of magnesium pushed into it, thereby causing the entire cigarette to combust in a second. Whilst it was in his mouth.
4. Numerous spray liquids, (deodorant, WD40, ant killer) as well as testing the combustability of (amongst others) hair gel, toothpaste, shampoo, aftershave, nail polish, nail polish remover, tippex, pritt stick, araldite, sugar, digestives, flour, custard powder and many more.
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fishsticks, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:37,
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