Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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apple bomb...
... is exactly what it sounds like. i hollowed out an apple, let it dry a little, and stuffed it full of dead leaves and napkins wet with oil. lit three matches and poked them in; it smoked a little and then exploded out the side of the thing.
being an apple, it didn't smell too bad.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:49, Reply)
... is exactly what it sounds like. i hollowed out an apple, let it dry a little, and stuffed it full of dead leaves and napkins wet with oil. lit three matches and poked them in; it smoked a little and then exploded out the side of the thing.
being an apple, it didn't smell too bad.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:49, Reply)
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