Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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When I was about 15/16I started smoking. Of course, since my parents dissaproved of this act, I had to smoke outside - preferably in the tenfoot behind the house. One warm, dry night, I went outside for a smoke before bed, and threw my tab-end on the floor...which then somehow rolled into the bushes growing under next-doors wooden fence. This being the middle of summer, the plants sparked, caught and promptly burned the fence down. Yours truly blamed my mate on the other side of the road and all was well.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 10:15, Reply)
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