
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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particularly when the ex was on the phone to his mother.
On one memorable occasion the ex had his lighter handy. As the bloke beared all, click went the lighter and set his arse hair on fire.
Cue howls of pain from him and much laughter by the rest of us.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 12:26, Reply)
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