Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Not me but...Two friends of a friend of a friend (well, 2 mates of mine from years ago) once needed to dispose of a huge pile of small pieces of card. I cleverly avoided getting involved in this ever-so-slightly-to-the-left-of-legal activity, realising that no good could come of it...
The pair of them showed impeccable logic when they decided to burn the wee booklets, but less than impeccable logic when they decided to do it in the bathroom sink. The ceramic bathroom sink. Which cracked all the way down to the floor, in half. Cranberries.
They then had to do a moonlit flit from the flat.. Hilarious.
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Dekazer, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:58,
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