Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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I saved everyone once
I woke up one Sunday night back in 2002, needing a cack. I could smell smoke, so I looked out the bedroom window and I realised the neighbour's kitchen on fire. I alerted people, nothing was too badly damaged.
The next day, some little kid who I didn't know came up to me in school and said "You climbed through your neighbour's window when the house was on fire and saved them, didn't you?" I didn't have the heart to lie to them. Oh well.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:24, Reply)
I woke up one Sunday night back in 2002, needing a cack. I could smell smoke, so I looked out the bedroom window and I realised the neighbour's kitchen on fire. I alerted people, nothing was too badly damaged.
The next day, some little kid who I didn't know came up to me in school and said "You climbed through your neighbour's window when the house was on fire and saved them, didn't you?" I didn't have the heart to lie to them. Oh well.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:24, Reply)
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