Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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I was once accused of arson about 10 or 11 years agoI got a knock on my door from a policeman asking to interview me. My dad (a policeman at the time) duly wanted to know what this was all about. Basically the local sports pavillion in our villiage had burnt down 2 nights ago, a boy fitting my description was seen running away from the blaze in the middle of the night. Luckily for me I had an alibi as I was in Ibiza at the time with my family (before it was the clubbers destination of choice). However we later found out that the father of a local boy (whose son happens to have a similar appearance to me) told them I had done it and that he'd seen me running away!
It's a small villiage, and only 2 lads (including me) of a similar age and appearance. Nobody was ever convicted of it, but you work it out!
Lying git!
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Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:10,
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