Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Ahh the joys of youth.Went on holiday to Jersey when I was 15. New to smoking, drinking and those curious top shelf magazines you could'nt get in Ireland. Three days into the trip, I went for a smoke on the second floor of the hotel (I was staying on the first, stupid or what?) Decided to amuse meself by burning small plastic bin in toilet where I was enjoying my crafty fag. Crushed fag out in sink, left toilet, went and joined mother on ground floor. 5 minutes later fire alarms ringing,hotel evacuated.
The jersey Police did their jobs to the highest standard and as a result I was banned for 2 years from the Island. As well as a night in a care home(that was more scary than the courts!!!)
Revenge on police and that dried up old bitch who grassed me out.
Total damage cost: £7500.
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