
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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..i kinda accidently set fire to myself with an angle grinder, ruined my favorite t-shirt...
the thing is no one knows how i managed it.... there were no sparks near me!!!
oh... and i kinda set fire to the side of my old school at bristol....but it didn't burn down....few
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, Reply)
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