
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Just notcied - Why are all the pyros so shit at spelling? I looke ddown the board, and stuff like 'petril', 'shows' (shoes), is coming up more often here than any other post...
Dew yow thinke ther fums from the soleventes is roting there branes? Or the prety flams ov ther fyre???
( , Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:20, Reply)
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