Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Hmm, Face-fireWhen much younger (where there such days?), a friend of mine and I were well into the 'setting fire to things' phase, ooh those days saw us running away from all sorts of smelly, smokey, exploding things. This one particular time i remember my friend (not the brightest of the group I hasten to add) attempting to smash a lighter with a screw-driver despite my claims that although it looked like liquid it was in fact, gas. Well as smashing went underway it did indeed break, and as I had predicted it sprayed his face and clothes with aforementioned gas. Well, being the idiotic types we had many naked flames lying around and it wasn't long afore his face was alight. Luckily (or unluckily depending on your sens of humour) it of course burned very quickly merely leaving him short of breathe but with hilariously shortened eye-lashes and brows. Aaaah, those were the days.
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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 0:50,
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